Little Mix Update…

….coming soon….

From

Official Roving Biscuit Reporter Mini
(ORBRM)

Jade from Little mix with Dicky Bow but without a biscuit. Which is her favourite?

Jade from Little mix with Dicky Bow but without a biscuit. Which is her favourite?

…BREAKING NEWS…

Our roving reporter Lucy reports: “I just found out that Jade from Little Mix likes Bourbons more than Custard Creams. I still don’t know what her favourite biscuits are though. More news on that as it comes in. Lucy xx”

Good work Lucy

Keep us informed. We need to know her favourite, although now we know it’s not the Custard Cream.

BA X

Awesome Biscuit Related Video (ABRV) from our friend @warrenisbrown

Thanks!

BA X 

"This is not a biscuit"

"….Sarah!!! I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD!!!"

Surreal Biscuit Madness guaranteed, only, at Biscuitaddiction.com

(not an actual guarantee) 

BA X

"This is not a biscuit"

"….Sarah!!! I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD!!!"

Surreal Biscuit Madness guaranteed, only, at Biscuitaddiction.com

(not an actual guarantee)

BA X

Howard Marks popped in today to talk biscuits with us. Obviously being a legend we made him a Biscuit Bodyguard Commander. As you can see from the video he knows his stuff and loves BiscuitAddiction.com Great to see you H, love BA X

Dear Biscuit Addiction, 

After a gruelling day at the hospital having my chemotherapy session, nothing is better than a little lie down, a hot cup of tea and some digestive biscuits to get back to normality. 

They’re not on prescription though. Maybe you could sort that out for us?

Love

Lynn xxx

Dear Biscuit Addiction,

After a gruelling day at the hospital having my chemotherapy session, nothing is better than a little lie down, a hot cup of tea and some digestive biscuits to get back to normality.

They’re not on prescription though. Maybe you could sort that out for us?

Love

Lynn xxx

Biscuit Addiction World Domination League Map - Biscuit Bodyguard Division 2012

Biscuit Addiction World Domination League Map - Biscuit Bodyguard Division 2012

Rolling with the Biscuits-named-after-ladies theme of last week Warren “Biscuit Bodyguard #51” Brown has just submitted this entry. Anna’s Almond Thins. A quality choice shown here in a beautiful presentation box on a varnished wooden table. Nice shout Warren.

Rolling with the Biscuits-named-after-ladies theme of last week Warren “Biscuit Bodyguard #51” Brown has just submitted this entry. Anna’s Almond Thins. A quality choice shown here in a beautiful presentation box on a varnished wooden table. Nice shout Warren.

Dear Biscuit Addiction

Thank you for your letter regarding our use of the initials BBC and CBBC.

You are right. We have been, as you say, “Bang out of order and and downright ruddy confusing”

We had no idea that BBC stood for Biscuit Bodyguard Commander  and that CBBC stood for Chief Biscuit Bodyguard Commander. 

To be honest, now you mention it, we’ve had several people tuning into the BBC to watch programmes like Antiques Roadshow, Blue Peter and Watchdog, who have been confused, thinking they were logging into your website and/or Facebook page.

We have also confused a whole new generation of kids who tuned into CBBC looking for our weird kids stuff. 

We apologise for this.

We will stop using these initials almost immediately. Once we move to Salford and get settled.

Apologies once again

Ed the Duck says hello and yes, we miss the Broom Cupboard and Andy Crane

Please feel free to visit us whenever you like. Our door is always open to Biscuit Addiction. Obviously you will need an appointment, the appropriate security passes and several weeks notice, but you know what we mean

Kindest

Andi and Ed  X

Dear Biscuit Addiction

Thank you for your letter regarding our use of the initials BBC and CBBC.

You are right. We have been, as you say, “Bang out of order and and downright ruddy confusing”

We had no idea that BBC stood for Biscuit Bodyguard Commander and that CBBC stood for Chief Biscuit Bodyguard Commander.

To be honest, now you mention it, we’ve had several people tuning into the BBC to watch programmes like Antiques Roadshow, Blue Peter and Watchdog, who have been confused, thinking they were logging into your website and/or Facebook page.

We have also confused a whole new generation of kids who tuned into CBBC looking for our weird kids stuff.

We apologise for this.

We will stop using these initials almost immediately. Once we move to Salford and get settled.

Apologies once again

Ed the Duck says hello and yes, we miss the Broom Cupboard and Andy Crane

Please feel free to visit us whenever you like. Our door is always open to Biscuit Addiction. Obviously you will need an appointment, the appropriate security passes and several weeks notice, but you know what we mean

Kindest

Andi and Ed X

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Bitter disappointment etched across the face of Warren Brown. Bourbons next time mate. We promise. BA X

Bitter disappointment etched across the face of Warren Brown. Bourbons next time mate. We promise. BA X

Update: Maria v Mars

FYI - Maria Biscuits are “The Most Absorbent Substance Found On Planet Earth” I hope they fly these biscuits round the world because if a ship sank carrying these things the sea would be absorbed and disappear in no time at all. I haven’t got a clue where we would put all the Whales and Sea Urchins.

UPDATE:

Breaking News: Maria Biscuits Found on Mars. The dusty Red Planet has been found to have been completely dehydrated when a packet of Marias was left unopened in a cupboard 2 billion years ago. All the planets atmosphere and moisture was absorbed leaving just a husk of a planet. Let this be a warning. The Mayan Prophecy could well be the Maria Prophecy but with a typo